it is 11:15 pm and there is a god damn dog barking outside
never mind it was my dog
(via tommo-cupcake)
i my if was gay
- me: im son gay was
- my son: what
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
slightly bottombludgeoned.
(via thatpunnyguy)
(via thatpunnyguy)
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
(Source: drgero, via drankcontrast)
(via sodamnrelatable)
sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
(via gblagden)
It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
Wow
(via believeinsh3rlock)
When you discover an awesome tumblr
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages:
Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
& then you realize you were looking at your own blog .
(Source: searchingforasign)
(Source: zombiejams, via thats-so-meme)
